I have bought the wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for christmas
if she doesnt like the slippers she can go and screw herself.
2006-12-14 03:53:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chill out people cant you see me laughing
2006-12-14 04:05:03 · update #1
i cant believe people are reacting badly to this. chill out, its just a joke
2006-12-14 04:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you better hope she doesn't kick off her slippers and motion for you to come in the bedroom for a little feel of her Christmas gift, you might lose that little grin of yours,, ouch....have a safe and painless Christmas..LOL
2006-12-14 12:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she'll use the slippers to beat you over the head with instead?
2006-12-14 12:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by 2_true 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R.O.W.L!!! 500/10 mate!
its so awful its funny. i hope it aint real life though coz if your wife reads that she is gonna rip your head of with her bare hands LOL.
2006-12-14 12:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shows u dont like ur wife buy her something she will like ,like an expensive watch or something or ull be a lonely old loser lol hope it all works out 4 u
2006-12-14 12:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
for all the people who don't know that this is the jokes and riddles section well... it is. Jokes don't have to be questions.
Oh yeah.. funny.
2006-12-14 12:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw in some pajama pants and lube and she has got herself a Saturday night!
2006-12-14 11:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by xocharlixo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
great one lol. some people need to read the category , its jokes and riddles !
2006-12-14 12:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was HILARIOUS!!! Sounds like an idea for a christmas present for my wife as well. thanks for the idea.
2006-12-14 12:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang how rud. but funny
2006-12-14 12:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋