#1. this salesman walks up to this house and knocks on the door. a small boy answered with a lit cigar in his mouth. trying not to be suprised the salesman asks "excuse me young man but is your mother home?" the young boy takes the cigar out of his mouth, flicks the ashes and says "what do you think?''
#2 (this one is just something to say) Have you ever just start running and you get to your full speed and all of a sudden you just fall down?
Its called a GLASS door you blonde
2006-12-14 03:48:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get the first one!!!! someone plz clue me in!!!!
2006-12-14 05:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get offended, but these are stupid jokes. Of course, I liked them because I'm easily amused and I'm a big fan of stupid jokes. My father is, too, so I'll try to remember them and tell him next time I talk to him.
2006-12-14 13:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard the first one, pretty funny!!!!! Second one, eh, but that's okay, I needed a good laugh this morning.
2006-12-14 11:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by CJ P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first off those jokes are HIL-AR-IOUS!!! l0l I have never heard those jokes before. l0l....Anyway...
1st Joke-That is soo funny!!
2nd Joke- I soo didn't get until I like read the BLONDE part l0l...((I'm a blonde)) l0l
2006-12-14 11:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good Ones! LOL. .......... and a new Blonde Joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and Happy Holidays to you!
2006-12-14 21:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a glass door it happened to me once
2006-12-14 12:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing about those jokes are that you would actually be dumb enough to write them down and ask what we think.. so in essence I'm laughing at you and shaking my head (wow those are stupid jokes.) at your jokes.
2006-12-14 11:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by ofgatorline_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were pretty amusing! The first one was my favorite
2006-12-14 11:57:31 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard the first one before, but not the second. the first is real good the second is so so.
2006-12-14 11:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is cool... the 2nd one is totally funny but you can word it better not to make it appear less rude...
2006-12-14 12:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got a chuckle but nothing really funny
2006-12-14 12:11:06 · answer #11 · answered by heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋