there is a man heading for the Centre of a field
he has to go there, he can't change that
when he gets there he knows he's going to die....
whats happening......?
2006-12-14 03:44:49 · 29 answers · asked by Bmp1ksh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he's in a crashing plane? he's parachute has failed?
the suspense is killing me!! which is it?!?! is it neither?!
2006-12-14 03:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's leading a charge into the centre of a battle field - I feel oddly proud of that, even if it's not right! ha ha
2006-12-14 03:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by board-stupid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he planned to meet his partner for a romantic rondezvous, his partner has since found out he has been cheating on them for the whole length of their relationship and is going to kill him. he has no choice but to go as the partners bit on the side has a gun to his head, whichever choice he makes his gonna die.
2006-12-14 06:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by rsrs782005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheap cotton parachutes!
2006-12-14 03:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he lives in a cottage on a field and he forgot his wifes birthday
whats happening?
his wife is sitting on the porch with a shotgun
2006-12-14 06:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by livinia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's got to be a unopened parachute
2006-12-14 03:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hes fallen out of a plane
2006-12-14 03:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by xvickiexx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish parachute - opens on impact.
2006-12-14 06:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he is under mind control by tony blair . he payed for a knighthood and told the police about it. now he must die!!!!!
2006-12-14 05:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thrown out of a plane
2006-12-14 03:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm lets see hmmmm is her like gonna be eaten by like cannibals err sumtihn.
2006-12-14 03:50:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋