A brunnette and a blonde decide to rob a bank. They devise an intelligent plan on how to rob the bank, although it is mostly the brunnette who works on it while the blonde is taking her time filing her nails. Then they pick a day on which to rob a bank. They drive up to the bank and the brunnette asks the blonde if she remembers the plan. "yeh yeh," replies the blonde and goes into the bank, after the brunnette told her to be in and out in five minutes.an hour later the alarms blare and the blonde ruches outside dragging a rope with a safe attached to it behind her. behind the safe the guard is running after her, his trousers down, desperatly reaching for the gun in his belt. the blonde opens the car door and chucks the safe in and gets in herself.
"What the hell happened?" screamed the brunnet
"What'cha mean? i followed the plan exactly. after a pause the brunnett slaps her head and says "YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
(no offence ment to any blond)
2006-12-14 03:43:52 · 17 answers · asked by Metal Head 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is soooo funny, cant stop laughing!
somewhere out there is a unemployed, but very happy gaurd!
2006-12-14 06:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laura The Maltese Falcon The 39 Steps Vertigo North by North West Rear Window All the old English Sherlock Holmes Movies.
2016-05-24 02:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-14 03:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie? I hadn't heard it - yes a good one
2006-12-14 05:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LMAO
2006-12-14 04:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. 10/10
2006-12-14 03:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are in "hall of fame for blonde jokes" Applause! well done... totally hilarious...
2006-12-14 04:14:20 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that is really funny it is the best one soo far
2006-12-14 03:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thast the best
2006-12-14 03:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes your head is metal hahaha
2006-12-14 03:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋