...I noticed that the girlfriend of the guy i'm doing the horizontal tango with came in. He's showed me pictures of her but obviously she doesn't know me. When she placed her order I went to the kitchen and mixed poo in her gravy and wee'd in her apple juice... Then I watched her eat and drink it with a smile on my face. She did complain to her friend that the gravy tasted a little weird, but I assured her it was the different spices we used. She near enough licked the plate clean. Do you think this was terribly unkind of me?
2006-12-14 03:18:38 · 23 answers · asked by Jo_Diva 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no thats absolutely normal behaviour. are u american? i hear this is something americans do a lot! it helps them talk shite wiv style! mind u the apple juice sounds quite nice. i bet it ads a certain TWANG to the taste mmmmmmmmmmm
oh if ur turd was a quarter pounder, that makes u qualified to work in a macdonalds!
2006-12-14 03:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by graham f 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This ain't real, you know why, because time doesn't allow you to do such horrific acts moreover, there will be other members of staff nearby.
Although this is sheer lunacy, you are doing the hospitality industry great damage through such fabrications. You should try and tone down a bit as this may put off some potential patrons.
2006-12-14 04:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Terribly unkind - maybe a slight understatement. If i'm getting this right, you're sleeping with her boyfriend! I don't understand why you did it? if it was the other why round i'd find it amusing but thats just a little too harsh for someone who is already being cheated on!
2006-12-14 03:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by aimee b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2015-08-18 15:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not necessarily. next time your tango partner has his head between your legs flickering his tongue, take his picture with your camera phone. That way, the next time his girlfriend comes in the restaurant, you can show her a photo of the guy you're doin'.
2006-12-14 03:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah it's cool
2016-01-09 15:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are doing the tango with her boyfriend. how are you taking this out on her? either you are fine being a best friend with benefits or you push the guy to choose between you 2. otherwise you should take your aggression out on him.
2006-12-14 03:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hard to say since I've yet to taste your poo and wee.
2006-12-14 04:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done
2016-09-26 10:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why take it out on his girlfriend,its you who is in the wrong about every think,be at least honest with your self you don't seem to with others
2006-12-14 03:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by barnowl 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋