I heard once that all lawyers go to hell. Is this ture?
2006-12-14 03:09:36 · 24 answers · asked by hamthugger 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There was a lawyer who died an went to heaven. When he reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter offered to give him the tour. As they strolled through Heaven, St. Peter pointed to a group of homes (not more than huts) and said "those are where all the saints live". As they continued, St. Peter pointed out some other shabble buildings and said "that is where the martyrs live". The lawyer was getting nervous and asked, "where will I be staying?" St. Peter pointed to a huge mansion on a hill. The lawyer was dumbfounded and asked, "why do I get the mansion, when the saints and martyrs live in such poor homes?" St. Peter answered, "saints and martyrs there are plenty of...but we don't get many lawyers here."
2006-12-14 03:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is cruel I know but I once heard that Hell has 7 levels each lower one worse than the last, and at the very bottom there is a block of ice so huge it would tower over Everest, and under this ice lies Hitler, and under him are Lawyers and Tax people
2006-12-14 11:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers, double glazing salesmen and people who work in Indian call centres are all destined for hell.
2006-12-14 11:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The juges that sentence the pedophile priests and their bishops to jail and large compensation to their victims probably join the lawyers. Of course the victims that reported the molesters go also.
2006-12-14 11:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is not TURE, only the hypocritical Christian ones.
2006-12-14 11:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by saehli 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not true.
I love it when people make lawyer jokes. Why is it we get so much fun made of us, but as soon as any of you have a legal problem, you come running.
2006-12-14 11:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by ~ C ~ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only the ones that have tv shows.
2006-12-14 11:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, if Hell you mean Gay whore house, and if lawyer your mean Religious Leader.
2006-12-14 11:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes, they get jobs as demons since they already have the experience of how to torture people.
2006-12-14 11:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually they are the only ones that ever go to Hell.
love and blessings Don
2006-12-14 11:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋