I want to fight him in the ring at my birthday party. I hear he is very desperate for money right now.
I would offer him $300 plus free birthday cake and free punch.
I know I could take him. I just know it. I want to show my friends and family.
2006-12-14 02:55:38 · 7 answers · asked by Husker 3 in Sports ➔ Boxing
Serve EARS of corn and I'm sure he'll come knocking at your door.
2006-12-14 03:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by The First Lady 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put a dollar on a string and walk down the street. In about 5 minutes look behind you and begin fighting. My suggestion is to wait until he bends to pick up the money and hit him as hard as you can. I'm cheering for you.
2006-12-16 01:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by gman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try flashing the $300 around the nearest strip club in your area. Tyson is usually around those. As the rush of strippers make their way towards you with hopes of lifting the $300 in private dances, Tyson will be the one beating the strippers to a pulp. Then, courteously ask him.
2006-12-14 10:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ty Cobb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd kick your butt and chew your ear.
I think Mike Tyson is too good for you...
2006-12-14 20:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is in my bed let me go tell him for you.thanks for the offer we really need the money you are such a sweetheart.
2006-12-14 11:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
commit a crazy crime and go to prision and then wait a few, he'll show up soon enough
2006-12-14 11:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sean P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell him robin givens is going to be there shge wants to give him his money back.
2006-12-14 10:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by SanDiego21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋