Mine has to be.. "One day Chuck Norris was walking down a crowded street with a massive erection.... there were no survivors."
2006-12-14 02:45:56 · 10 answers · asked by gurupremir 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My top three favorites:
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
2006-12-14 04:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best Chuck Norris joke is Chuck Norris himself! LOL
2006-12-14 02:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is not a joke more a fact of life. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a building. The building is instantly destroyed because that much awsome cannot be held in any one place at any one time.
2006-12-14 02:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is Chuck Norris's faviorite type of steak?
A Roundhouse
What did Chuck Norris give to the Criminal Butcher?
A mighty Porkchop!
2006-12-14 05:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer- too bad he has never cried, ever.
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a who had more testicles contest- Chuck Norris won by 3
2006-12-14 04:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
2006-12-14 02:48:28 · answer #6 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris does not "go hunting" for it implies the probability of failure, instead, Chuck Norris goes Killing.
2006-12-14 02:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every night the Boogie-Man checks checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2006-12-14 03:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is a cheesy actor. he is a bad actor in a steven segall kind of way
2006-12-14 03:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits...
2006-12-14 02:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by squeak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋