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alcohol makes you stupid

2006-12-14 02:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 2 0

Hi, Dont get me started on men urinating in werid places.
Its disgusting surly they drink enough to be used to handling there drinks anyway i have a story.
The other week back my bro was on a night out, perviously that day my washing was done and dried in the dryer and i put them outside if my room to be put away on the wardrobe. I went to bed late and was to tired to put them away so late at night so they were left there. Middle of the morning my bro comes home with his mate, bro goes upstairs fell asleep, left his wrecked out of his head mate outside my room and guess what, he urinated all over my nice clean clothes. I got in the morning went to put them away as soon as i got up and they were soaked in urine. Digusting.
This is because men think there at the bathroom when they arnt they must go in a little dream world where everything they need is right in front of em. Even though they are in a dream world most of the time. I think when they are drunk they are 10 times worse.

2006-12-14 10:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because they are DRUNK!! They are only aware of their needs but not the surroundings. A wardrobe has a door which is just like a door to the toilet. Have a wardrobe without a door and you will see different reaction of the drunk men...........

2006-12-14 10:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by jumbo_dumdum 2 · 0 0

Coz they have no self control when drunk!! i was distraught one night when out in Manchester with a friend, we were stood at a cash machine when a pi$sed up guy walked past us just peeing as he staggered along the street leaving a trail behind him...how minging, he couldn't even hold his own!! lol

:D

2006-12-14 10:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0 0

First of all, drunk men can not be held responsible for their actions. Second, it's not just drunk men that do that. I had a girl squat in the middle of my kitchen and pee. And another one peed in my bar b q grill

2006-12-14 10:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by white.devil 3 · 1 0

Because they are drunk and like anyone that gets drunk common sense usually flies right out the window.

2006-12-14 10:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by melissa_anne_maison 3 · 1 0

They think they are going in the toilet, but they are drunk so they get confused.

My boyfriend tried to open the window when he was drunk and needed to pee. My friend in college peed in a chair in the corner!

2006-12-14 10:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by duritzgirl4 5 · 1 0

Unfamilar surroundings......Sleep walking.... Very Drunk and stupid..... Not that I have ever done this but my friends have told me stories of guys doing this ..... One was staying at his g/f house and sleep walked into her parents bedroom and pissed in the corner of their room.....Weird....I think some of these people that do this are a few sandwiches short of a picnic.....

2006-12-14 10:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 0 0

Hahahahaha you just reminded me of this time I was visitng a friend at UConn last year. It was like 5 in the morning and I was half asleep on the couch when I hear my friends roomate come crashing in. My friend is asleep in bed with his girl, and his roomate goes into my friends room, and starts pissing right in the corner of my friends room on a pile of his laundry!
My friend wakes up from hearing him like groaning as he pissed, grabs the kid with his pants still down, and throws him down a flight of stairs and makes him sleep outside.

It was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed

2006-12-14 10:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i had a friend who whenever he was drunk would pee in this one closet in a hall that was right next to the bathroom. he had no idea he was doing it, he thought he was in the bathroom.
better in the wardrobe than in the bed i guess.

2006-12-14 10:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by marie 4 · 1 0

No clues! My husband's cousin threw big party and some guy opened someones laptop and pissed in it. At another party he lifted up a chair cushion and left his mark there.
I have never known a woman to do anything like this! You dont see us squating over laundry baskets, garbage cans or toy boxes. Just more proof we are the better sex...................
Merry Christmas!

2006-12-14 10:48:03 · answer #11 · answered by his temptress 5 · 0 1

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