We took two men of equal age, health and stature, and had them fast for seventy two hours. One of these men was given the Christian communion which consisted of one wafer and on thimble full of grape juice. The other man was given the FSM communion which consisted of a large plate of spaghetti and meatballs and a glass of beer. The first man was left hungry while the second said he felt "full", which we interpreted to mean full of the spirit of the FSM. We tried it again offerint equal caloric portions of the same communions. The first man got very sick after eating 1200 communion wafers, while once again, the second man said he was "full". In light of such stagering scientific evidence how can you deny the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2006-12-14 01:54:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did that communion come with meat balls and garlic bread, and was the beer Miller genuine draft? If so you might have a new convert.
2006-12-14 02:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That certainly seems like valid scientific proof of the existence of His Noodliness. Perhaps though just to make sure you should swap your people around just to make sure it wasn't random variation.
RAmen
2006-12-14 04:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proof positive
2006-12-14 01:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a bunch of mess to me..when fasting you have to be lead by spirit of the Lord..Thank u very much
2006-12-14 02:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ga's Peach 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, looks like your evidence checks out.
I can't argue with that.
2006-12-14 01:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could see the look on your face when you meet Jesus.
2006-12-14 01:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by cowgirl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAmen, dude!
2006-12-14 01:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋