January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??
October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel.
November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
2006-12-14 01:53:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the best joke i have read on here today
2006-12-14 01:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate when the power goes out on the escalator
"Escalator temporarily stairs...sorry for the convenience"
- Mitch Hedberg
2006-12-14 02:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it very much. It’s always a pleasure to read some easy jokes, so I can understand them. lol
2006-12-14 03:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by saehli 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool joke!
2006-12-14 05:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!!!!it's nice and i hope next time it will be a countdown to new year joke okay. i'll wait for that......
2006-12-14 02:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by ryan g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY, VERY FUNNY
nice cheer up the day thank you
2006-12-14 02:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta be a blonde!!! lol but very funny though!
2006-12-14 04:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is that a total blonde moment or what?
2006-12-14 02:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by tanyamarie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!!!!!!!!!! If you thought that up yourself you're talented.
2006-12-14 02:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok but not funny
2006-12-14 04:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋