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how should i cook it to follow the kosher rules? I can;t find a recipie

Thanks in advance

2006-12-14 01:34:53 · 29 answers · asked by king_badger 3 in Society & Culture Etiquette

Apparently they don;t eat pork...so i'm doing Prawn Cocktail instead. Thanks all

2006-12-14 01:41:23 · update #1

29 answers

Oh the tears!!! This is sooooooooo funny. Are you for real??? HA! HA! Just a minute while I find a tissue!! .......... That's better. Oh dear!! Can't stop laughing.... haahaa!!

2006-12-14 01:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by wise old owl 3 · 0 0

Soak the pork in kosher wine. Sprinkle kosher salt on it. Bake in a kosher oven at 350 degrees for 3 hours. remove from oven. Let cool. Place in trash can. Go to the store and buy a chicken.

2006-12-14 01:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by babydoll 7 · 1 0

Since your question is in the Etiquette section and this is all about Society & Culture, I would do the pork roast next week. Now that we have the pork roast back in the freezer, ask your Jewish friend what he/she would enjoy? I'm sure you'll have no problem finding a receipe for anything he/she suggests. Everyone will be happy.

2006-12-14 01:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by lindakflowers 6 · 0 0

I wish I had an awesome friend like you! How to cook pork in a kosher way: sprinkle with salt. Keep it away from milk. Do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. Bake at 350 for 1 and half hours. Take out of oven and throw in the trash:

Jews don't eat pork, you dingdong!

2006-12-14 01:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by shannonscorpio 4 · 7 1

first off you don't cook pork for a Jewish person. they don't eat pork. second of all Kosher means that it was blessed by a Rabi it is not a recipe

2006-12-14 01:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jewish people do not eat pork products. You won't find a kosher recipe. Sorry.

2006-12-14 01:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♀_♥₤ẩϋřą♥_♂ 2 · 1 0

Well, this person can't be a friend of yours because if you hung out with him/her just a little bit you would know that they don't eat pork. But if you're trying to end the friendship, I say cook it with a little honey and pineapples.

2006-12-14 01:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by nochickenhead 2 · 0 0

This is a joke, right? Pork isn't kosher no matter how it's prepared.

2006-12-14 01:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Cobalt 4 · 1 0

You'd have better luck finding a kosher shrimp cocktail recipe.
Perhaps lobster bisque.

2006-12-14 01:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by togashiyokuni2001 6 · 0 1

I did the same thing when I was at university!

The recipe is easy - pick your Jewish friends carefully.

They will have a laugh and either eat it or just take the veggies.

2006-12-14 01:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by margaret w 6 · 1 0

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