2006-12-14 01:04:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Remember now, it is a religion of peas.
2006-12-14 01:10:47 · update #1
Valc - church of stones? don;t make me laugh! There is only one way, and the FSM knows best. Peas.
2006-12-14 01:21:53 · update #2
Because they lack faith, despite the clear evidence of the world and the midget having been created by his Noodly Appendage.
They rather believe in nonsense, like all that Jesus stuff. Huh!
Ramen
2006-12-14 01:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by winballpizard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I started the church of stones. We pray to rocks and wish and hope just as much as regular churches. I hope that the IRS passes my license for the tax break. THink they will ?
2006-12-14 01:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by valc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You continue to mock the Christians but you are only fulfilling what was told spaghetti man. God Bless Love. Amen. God is real and Judgment Day will soon come. God Bless.
2006-12-14 01:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the Invisible Pink Unicorn has more evidence.
2006-12-14 01:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If one church did have all of the answers, then there would be only one church.
2006-12-14 01:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must worship my invisible Saturn-orbiting Custard Pie.
The holy trinity - pie tin, pastry, custard - all in one divine being.
All others are heretics.
2006-12-17 23:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all about the charisma...until you have charismatic leaders covered in tomato paste, you can't win the minions over.
2006-12-14 01:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Gwydyon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people are on the Atkins' diet, dahhhhling
2006-12-14 01:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
RAmen
2006-12-14 01:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sean 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
every man to his own opinion said the farmer when he kissed his cow. what may be true for you may not be true to me, and what may be true for me may not be true for you. there are many factors which determines what one believes to be true other than the culture, society and country in which one is reared.
2006-12-14 01:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋