2006-12-14 00:38:20 · 15 answers · asked by Fallen Angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mince spies
2006-12-14 01:17:35 · update #1
FINALLY there's a punch-line (been waiting all day for it)!
Good one!!
2006-12-14 04:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh I get it, you want us to come up with a joke. OK, let's see.......ah ha, try this:
"Memorandum
To Head of Department MI5, London.
From Director of Communications, United States' ECHELON Data Interception & Monitoring Centre, North-East England.
Date 14 December 2006
Re: Our Christmas Card
We sent you a Christmas card with Best Wishes and a Safe & Secure Year for 2007. But those bastards at GCHQ have intercepted it and decided to file it for reason of being a bunch of mean-spirited Christmas killers.
We then sent a copy Christmas card using https direct to your personal email address, but they nipped that one in transit and kept sending it back saying addressee unknown.
As you know, ECHELON's budget is strictly limited by Congress, and we're not going to pay out of our own pockets for any replacements.
So,
Money is Short,
And Times are Hard,
So Here's Your Ficking
Christmas Card!
End of Memorandum.
2006-12-14 01:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Robin♥ (Scot,UK) 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No WHO is on First Base as everyone knows !!!
This is one of those British humor jokes. Very dry and extremely subtle.
2006-12-14 00:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, where's the joke? Or is it that, being in MI5, we're supposed to investigate its whereabouts?!
2006-12-14 00:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres the punch line
2006-12-14 00:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the joke then?
2006-12-14 00:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was so funny I have to cut and paste
and send it out to every one I know.
Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-14 00:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, what a great joke!! keep it up!
2006-12-14 00:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by mercurial vapor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-12-14 00:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by mastermind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is the joke?
2006-12-14 00:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋