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the only thing is my girlfriend is an orangutang! the baby looks mighty weird. it`s got my face, my girlfriends orange hair, lots of facial hair too! extremely long arms and very short bow legs. it wont leave the banana`s alone and i have a hell of a time getting it out of the tree`s. do u think anyone will notice?

2006-12-14 00:30:14 · 17 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

phil C i can`t use the london zoological society because thats where i got the oranguntang from. i swapped it for my dear old granny and would u believe no one noticed! well, gran was a bit hairy!

2006-12-14 00:40:40 · update #1

harry palmer it`s ok me and scholesy did a dna test cos i was suspicious too about that one. in fact the likeness was sooooo uncanny!

2006-12-14 00:44:37 · update #2

doyle darrell thats a damned good idea! i`ll earn a fortune out of that! lol i thought chris evans WAS an orangutang lol

2006-12-14 00:46:57 · update #3

jo diva no way! prince harry`s way too ugly! but ur right about the intelligence bit!

2006-12-14 00:48:44 · update #4

punk vixen go to the london zoological society and get one but be careful there`s only 2 left and one of them is my granny that i swapped and it`s REALLY hard to spot who`s who!

2006-12-14 00:51:13 · update #5

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no...no one will notice dat der a babii wit facial hiar, wit long ares and bow legs, hangin from a tree!!!

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2006-12-14 00:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ree Ree 5 · 1 1

Try the London Zoological society for tips,

2006-12-14 08:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 1 0

Nope loads of babies are ugly when there born some grow up to be ugly look at Chris Evans the important think is to train him as a bare knuckle boxer like in every which way but loose and let him earn you lots of money while he gets his big ape like head bashed about

2006-12-14 08:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He might be less noticed at home with the royal family... Maybe you could swap him with Prince Harry... They would have the same level of intelligence!

2006-12-14 08:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1 0

at least you won't have a drama when it's kite get stuck in a tree or the ball on the roof or if you need a lightbulb changed. where can i get one too?

2006-12-14 08:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 1 0

Are you sure you're the father, it sounds like Paul Scholes

2006-12-14 08:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 2 0

Not if you live in Lancashire

2006-12-14 08:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1 0

Dont worry about it

2006-12-14 08:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by Purplepassion9126 2 · 1 0

No you will be fine don`t worry about it

2006-12-14 08:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your baby looks beautifull to me

2006-12-14 08:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 1 0

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