Paddy's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Mick, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.
"Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.
"Oh, that was Paddy," she replied calmly.
"Oh b*ll*cks, I'd better f*ck off then!" he said. "Did Paddy say where he was?"
"Yeah! -- he's down at the pub playing a few games of darts with you."
2006-12-14 00:26:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.......at least she has a clue of what he might be doing!!!!!HA
2006-12-14 02:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Hopefully Mick is a pal and confirms that HE is playing darts with Paddy at the Pub!!! Otherwise Paddy's Wife might get suspicious of what Paddy is doing .
2006-12-14 08:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's Paddy's wife's number?
2006-12-14 08:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds familiar
2006-12-14 08:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant awesome joke
2006-12-14 09:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by I8myjob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Terry... i'll bet this is becoming of a reality that a joke... but the joke is great too! LOL!
2006-12-14 08:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-14 09:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that a riddle or a joke but not good anyway best of luck another time i am not saying anything cause this was a mistaken
2006-12-14 08:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sounds like TIT for tat ! haha
2006-12-15 13:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao
2006-12-14 08:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by mercurial vapor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋