I had been to the butchers to grab me meat and had just come out of the grocers with me two veg, when out of no-where the fishmonger ran at me & slapped me across the face with a wet kipper! I have no idea why, could you shed some light?
2006-12-14 00:13:27 · 12 answers · asked by Pork_Purse 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
fishmongers always do this to try and attract the attention of women....they lack social skills and smell!..well like fish x
2006-12-14 08:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can imagine your surprise! Maybe it was some sort of fishmonger special christmas greeting?!
2006-12-14 08:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by *Care Bear* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id be very surprised, because if his kippers are wet, they obviously havent been salted and smoked long enough.
2006-12-14 08:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was simply giving you a sample of the perfume range he is launching, and knowing that you love to smell of fish thought you might like to try it.
2006-12-14 09:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jon B 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You forget to mention that you'd had your peanuts assaulted too.
The old ones aren't always the best, as this proves!
2006-12-14 09:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha...perhaps if you stoopped grabbing your meat and two veg, you'd be able to think more clearly.
2006-12-14 08:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by Erika B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it his way of wishing you a Merry Christmas?
2006-12-14 08:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report this fish slapper to the police for assault.
2006-12-14 08:21:16 · answer #8 · answered by fajita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a strange morning you have had, you haven't been smoking the waccy baccy have you?
2006-12-14 08:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is it because you write like you are a pirate?
2006-12-14 08:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋