for an acrobatic midget he met at the circus.He said i just couldnt turn tricks like her.Im thinking of ordering her to a dual at dawn tomorrow.Should i fight for my man or leave them to it?I feel so hurt and im even thinking about offering to be their personal s*ex toy just so as i dont lose him for good.I mean he wasnt a great lover but the shame of being left for a circus act is to much to take.What should i do?
2006-12-14 00:02:00 · 18 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That's just the answer... A duel, gladiator style on pedestals with those giant ear bud things! Instead of knocking her off it, I'd knock her down onto it and batter her so hard! Break her legs, then the novelty will wear off for your boyfriend, she won't be an acrobat anymore... She'll just be an ordinary boring midget!
2006-12-14 00:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you thought of being a trapeze artist at the same circus?
Then you can piss on the midget from a great height.
2006-12-14 08:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by Panama Jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words, Midget tossing
2006-12-14 08:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by violet1656 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get another guy! You said yourself he wasn't great! That means you've probably met someone in your life who was better. And if you did before, you can meet someone better again... Perfect revenge! he gets the circus act, and you get a studd!
2006-12-14 08:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Foxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make him jealous, ask the strongman out for a coffee, that should take the weight off for a while.
2006-12-14 08:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shag the trapeze troup whilst swinging high above you ex and the midget!!
2006-12-14 08:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send in the elephants and have them stomp your chump man.
2006-12-14 08:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
id apply to be a clown at the circus.... then you can chuck custard pies at them
lol
2006-12-14 08:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave her to it. She'll soon find out what a shanky-assed, brother-raping, latex-licking, c*m-gobbling, zit-nibbling, c*ck-brained dickweasel he is.
2006-12-14 08:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well....
i'd not want a woman with 2 kids from Skeg!!1
2006-12-14 09:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋