Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"
"That’s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I’d
be dead now!"
2006-12-14 00:01:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohh my GOD so funny i want to go to washroom but cant cause want to write it in my copy that whenever i will be sad i will read this and laugh its too much funny plz if u have somemore plz tell me thanks keep it up
2006-12-14 00:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The level of optimism is just right
2006-12-14 08:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-14 09:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A true eternal optimist !
I bet his glass is always half full !
2006-12-15 13:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one,
Franks a naughty boy
2006-12-14 11:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but a goodie
2006-12-14 08:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Stevie t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-12-14 08:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! 10/10 mate. good joke.
2006-12-14 12:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! there is always a bright side to everything!!!
2006-12-14 10:15:31 · answer #9 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud One!!!
2006-12-14 08:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋