2006-12-13 23:51:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Her inviting you should give you a clue.
She is rubbing your nose in it (revengeful), so you should become brainless.
2006-12-14 00:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by Swtf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is never an appropriate level of drunkeness. If you can't get through the wedding without getting drunk, do everyone a favor and skip it.
2006-12-13 23:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by I_Love_Life! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, your level of drunkeness depends on whether you plan on crashing the wedding or not. If you're not going to, I suggest you drink until your hearts content.
But under no circumstances should you attend/crash her wedding - drunk or not. You will be considered the biggest fool and never never never live it down.
2006-12-14 01:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by nochickenhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the ball rolling with hits of a decent bourbon from your hip flask during the ceremony...I suggest Labrot and Graham woodford reserve...en route to the reception stop into your local tavern and enjoy a few stiff Gin's with a view to making some new pals to bring along to the fete. Once you guys arrive celebrate with a few rounds of tequila shots before settling into wine/champagne for the duration of the meal. After cake a few rounds of Bailey's then it's beer, cocktails and more champers as you and your new co-horts make your claim on the dancefloor. You belong to the music my friend. Bottoms up!
2006-12-14 00:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by heather j 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Love_Life and skip the drinking, wait till the after party or when you get home and drink yourself into a coma; this is her day, not your opportunity to act like an ***
2006-12-14 00:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by in_no_sent_lianne_669 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Garth Brook's "Freinds in Low Places." lol.
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
3rd Verse:
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ***
2006-12-14 01:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My suggestion would be to not go at all. If you wanna get drunk, do it at home. No reason to ruin her day and yours by going to the event.
2006-12-14 00:51:57 · answer #7 · answered by JenV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 days should be sufficient to start
2006-12-13 23:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just enough to get you to say how you truley feel about the situation
2006-12-14 03:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by Déjà Vu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too much since you might start sobbing about how you still love her and miss your favorite position with her or something.
2006-12-13 23:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by sal b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋