A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
2006-12-13 23:50:18 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well some of the replies just say it all. You have NO sense of humour.. you are condemned out of your own (filthy) mouths. A god without humour is not worthy of the name. If heaven's without fun, I'll gladly give my place to some other deserving soul. Why are the Christians, Jews and Muslims so anally obsessed by the mores of sex, dress and diet etc? Start tackling war, famine, disease,the state of the environment, then maybe you'll earn some respect and attention
2006-12-14 03:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by troothskr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-13 23:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Niccccccccce. Love the avatar too
2006-12-14 00:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a gal nuh up to date we deport dem
Can’t keep up wit di trends we report dem
If a nuh di modeling type we nuh court dem
But if a di big beauty queen we support dem
2006-12-14 00:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Awesome, dude!
2006-12-14 00:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocking, shocking. You will pay for this some day, blasphemer.
Meanwhile, look at this!
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-12-14 00:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old
2006-12-13 23:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is for one thing and that isnt what will happen there will be no pain in heaven
2006-12-13 23:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by JJ B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What are tampons for tell me, tell me!
2006-12-14 00:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-14 00:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by ss1886 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋