A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes
in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably
won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be
OK, you'll walk again, but something happened. I'm trying to break
this gently but your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were
unable to find it."
The bloke groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be
alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will
work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it
doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".
The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
"So the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how many inches
you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if
you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher
she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you
decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed.
So it's important that she plays a vital role in helping you make the
decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?" "I
have," says the fellow. "And has she helped you in making the decision?" "She
has," says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
The bloke looks up and says "We're getting a new kitchen".
2006-12-13 22:52:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok. lots of reading for no real benefit.
try again
2006-12-13 23:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, I nearly wet myself, just did not see the punch line coming, now everybody in my office keeps looking at me becuase I am smirking behind my screen.
2006-12-14 07:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Or he could have had a transplant, an Elephants trunk works quite well, just don't go near any buns or it will be painful where they're shoved (think about it )
2006-12-14 11:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really good - bummer for the bloke though!!!
2006-12-14 12:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kind of got it bt i still don't understand. is it cuz he was neva gd so she doesn't want him 2 get 1 @ all.
???????
2006-12-14 07:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little long but i like the punch line
2006-12-14 07:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by Sam E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't quite get the idea of the joke...
2006-12-14 07:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Timetravel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
er yeh. not sure about that one. bit long winded really.
2006-12-14 06:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-14 06:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2006-12-14 07:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋