2006-12-13 21:53:46 · 29 answers · asked by oli4p 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very exited
2006-12-13 22:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by glover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would anybody want a jewish heretic and blasphemer who was rightfully topped for preaching violent revolution?
Also, the disciples in their sycophantic bliss expected him back after a month/year or two. Around the year 999 CE many religious leaders expected him to return in time for the end of the world in December 999. none of it ever happened.
Wishful thinking - that's all. It's rather like the sandwich board man who used to walk around Hyde Park. His boards read:
"Repent, the end will come on
2006-12-14 07:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only coming for the second time! he needs to get out more, and meet a lady
2006-12-14 05:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Grit Savage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. If it's anything like the first time, it was two pumps and a squirt, then he rolled over and farted, the selfish bastard. He even tried to get out of paying by giving me some horseshit about getting my reward in the kingdom of heaven - yeah, like they're going to let me in. So if he wants his jollies off me again, he can pay upfront and damn well suck my c'ock before he buttfucks me.
By the way, how about we all chip in and get you a dictionary for solstice, so that you can learn to spell common words like "excite"???
If you actually meant, "exited", no I'm not going to tell a good paying client to take his di'ck out my ar'se so that Jesus can have a go, for the reasons given above!!!!
2006-12-14 06:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by satans_scrotebag 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pun not intended, I assume. lol...
No. I'm an atheist.
Also, people have been saying "We're living in the end times!" for 2000 years.
Jesus said it would happen within the lifetimes of the people he was speaking to in the Bible, and we know that didn't happen.
2006-12-14 06:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I take it you mean excited actually no because if christ returned how is he going to do that - if another virgin has to give birth god help us she wont be taken seriously no
2006-12-14 06:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weting meself wiv excitement
2006-12-14 05:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by ross s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tell me what its like when the chaos begins
Tell me what its like when the suffering never ends.
Welcome to the horror of Revelations
Tell what you think of your Saviour now
I reject all views of biblical truth
and dismiss it as folklore of its time
I wont be force fed prophecies from a book of half truths for the weak and blind."
King/Hanneman/Araya/ Bostoph----Slayer
2006-12-14 06:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So where's he been for the last 2,000 years then? Doesn't he know what a mess he left his world in? I blame his Father myself
2006-12-14 06:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Amberlady (Pagan Historian) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was kind of but I never got tickets. Anyway I'm more into Krishna now, he rocks.
2006-12-14 05:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋