A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn £400 for a bl0w job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on £800 a year!!!"
2006-12-13 21:32:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She'll have to suck it and see !
PS thanx for info. If you are my Bard, am I your Marge ? JOKE JOKE JOKE
Why is no one on my wave length ?
By the way, at the moment I am in Northampton, via Edinburgh.
It's a pity points don't make prizes ! You are probably too young to know what i'm rambling on about!
Back from pub. Broke and p****d !
2006-12-15 05:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i flow to Vegas this weekend i will save a pay attention for you j/ok. do no longer difficulty if a guy is going to cheat he would not could desire to flow to Vegas to do it. believe your guy till he aspects a reason to no longer. Plus what happens in Vegas would not stay there is merely a announcing. We continually say that, and between the pals that did no longer flow they get the airborne dirt and airborne dirt and dust on what occurred.
2016-12-30 09:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell no! it stinks and is full of drunks, crazies, and truckloads of hookers with aids, herpes and hiv. not to mention gambling with outrageous odds of winning. and then there are the thugs lurking around at night who watch for a good fish to take out into the desert and plug him with .45 in the head if or not he has money. hell no!
2006-12-13 21:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious.
2006-12-13 21:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Stel 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
been posted so many times but i still laugh at it 8/10
2006-12-13 22:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny its done the rounds though
2006-12-13 21:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dominic G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!! LMOA!!!! My dog just died and that's the funniest thing I've heard since..Thanks. you put a smile back on my Face : )
2006-12-13 22:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by Future Mrs. Urie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad but i would have to find a job (not a ********) thou my husband and i dont give or resev. oral to each other
2006-12-13 21:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is older than grandad's buckskin jockstrap
2006-12-13 21:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! I ve never laughed so hard! Thank you :-)
2006-12-13 21:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋