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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.""What fer?" asked Bubba."Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?""No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."


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2006-12-13 21:13:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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sounds like they come from North Carolina to me !!!

2006-12-13 21:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2006-12-13 23:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

the automobile broke down and then bubba tied earl as a lot as a tree and pulled his pants right down to hi ancles,ha ha,bubba laughed, then went about his way,, then got here alongside bob,, and referred to bubbas vehicle broke down and keen to renounce and word what became the concern and to his dis would referred to earl tied as a lot as a tree and his pants right down to his ancles, properly earl stated to bob ,bubba did this and robbed him so bob un did his pants and stated i wager this aint your day is it earl haha,,

2016-10-18 06:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

very good thumbs up

2006-12-13 21:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0 0

very funny cuz i am on the patch too

2006-12-13 21:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0 0

Thumbs up!!!
clever joke.....

2006-12-13 21:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by bugi 6 · 0 0

like it

2006-12-13 21:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Joe v 2 · 0 0

good work best today

2006-12-13 22:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thumbs up... lol

2006-12-13 21:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0 0

:)
Thats awsome

2006-12-13 21:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by FIRE § 4 · 0 0

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