2006-12-13 21:09:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Isn't is a brilliant response to the madness of religion, and the intelligent design/creationist loonies in particular?
2006-12-13 21:14:01 · update #1
Ooops, nearly forgot : "RAMEN"
2006-12-13 21:14:48 · update #2
Praise the Appendage, for it is good!
2006-12-13 21:29:49 · update #3
How can waycyber be SO misguided?
2006-12-13 21:51:07 · update #4
When will christians submit to the FSM?
2006-12-13 22:07:41 · update #5
When will the Jews submit to the FSM?
2006-12-13 22:08:14 · update #6
When will Islam submit to the FSM? - he's salvation on a plate
2006-12-13 22:08:53 · update #7
It gives me great comfort when I am feeling pasta point of no return.
2006-12-13 21:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a myth. It was based on a misunderstanding by Saint Marco of Polo after studying with the Noodle Masters of Plong. The Great Teacher, Tchio-Myin taught his pupils that the only path to culinary salvation was the wok. Boiling water was considered an anathema to The Noodle masters as it removed the essence of noodleness, otherwise known as starch.
Please read the articles on:-
Noodle Masters of Plong
Tchio-Myin and The Way of the Wok
Beijing Codex 133 (Noodle Nirvana)
How I learned to use chopsticks and stop worrying about the bomb
Return to Stir-Fry. Confessions of a Noodle Boiler
Fingdun 3:12 "Cast not your noodles in the boiling water, for that is the way of the heathen."
Fingdun 7:26 "The boilers of noodles will be cast out into the utter darkness."
Bramis 4:22 "And The Master said unto his pupil 'Enter into the palace of culinary delights, for you have not gone the way of the noodle boiler.'"
2006-12-14 05:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by waycyber 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have been touched by his noodley appendage. From serious beginnings comes a chance for the majoroty to have have a say. I just want to know how many holidays we get a year?
2006-12-14 05:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by Reg Tedious 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ramen, man. Ramen.
2006-12-14 05:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ramen,
May your pasta always be cooked properly.
2006-12-14 05:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
it is my favorite. I realy like it when He wiggles His noodley appendages.
Ramen !
2006-12-14 05:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's the ONLY way.
Mr. Hoop, I bow to you.
Big thumbs up for you!
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2006-12-14 05:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you organize a religion, you ruin a religion. plain and simple.
2006-12-14 05:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
ALL HAIL FSM...!!!
2006-12-14 05:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by wolf560 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
asreasonable as any other religion
2006-12-14 05:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by jsjmlj 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋