A colleague has offered to irrigate my colon.
I'm not sure I'd really feel comfortable with this man doing such a thing.
But then, I sort of don't want to let him down because everyone else in the office has said no.
2006-12-13 20:55:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
We work in the marketing department of a marine insurance company.
2006-12-13 21:01:21 · update #1
Just went to ask him what experience he has.
He says he's only done it on himself.
2006-12-13 21:07:19 · update #2
Well, I finally just let him go ahead with it at lunch.
It really hurt, but he's happy now.
2006-12-14 00:18:24 · update #3
I popped over to see what sort of social dilemma needed solving only to do a double-take at the dilemma faced. As for the additional information, that really helps! Lol
It's either yes or no - up to you - but, as others have said, I really do think that's a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Will you let us know which way it went
2006-12-13 21:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ego Fatigo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why has he offered to do this for you!!!!
Is he experienced or a novice with a legth of garden hose and a bucket!!!
If you do not feel comfortable with it then definately so NO.
Thanks for the added info regarding experience.
That kinda changes everything.
Obviously he needs the experience so with that in mind maybe you should let him.
Just think of the laughs you will have when you remember it in the future.
2006-12-13 21:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if everyone else has said NO then I think it's obvious that you must say NO also.
Do you realy want someone you hardly know to stick a tube up your ar** He sounds a bit weird for even asking it
if you had it done you would never live it down and you would be the BUTT of everyones jokes escuse the pun Ha ha
2006-12-13 21:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, it is so funny.
On a serious note - I got to agree with your colleague. Irrigation of your large intestine and to some degree small intestine actually cleanses your body. You will feel like a million bucks afterwards.
It is upto you. If you have never done it, I will urge you to try it.
2006-12-13 21:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow....if no one else in the office has said "yes", then why should you too? Jeeze, it's your body and if you don't want that being done, then just say NO! I assume your a doctor...so why not just say it's a personal thing and you don't want someone you know up your colon. :)
2006-12-13 20:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by babbles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You haven't said what you do for a living, if you work in a supermarket and your colleague is a till operator then best say no.
2006-12-13 20:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to tie his irrigation tube round his neck and pull tight.
2006-12-13 21:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say nothing til he asks about it then say it was just curiosity or get it done by someone else then tell him you already had it done or he appreciate honesty tell him youre not comfortable with the idea of someone you know doing that to you
2006-12-13 21:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say NO. You aren't letting him down - your doing You a favour.
Isn't it kinda like sexual harrasment? and if it isn't, how would it stand if things got out of hand!!
Like I said - just say NO!!
2006-12-13 21:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by jelliebabe7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they say if he does it with vodka you'll get a hell of a drunk and no hangover; plus, you could take a baseball bat up your butt. Yes, this has gotta be a joke, right??
2006-12-13 21:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋