Ways to stop pick-up line artists....which is best?

Question

-- Ways To Reject Pick-Up Lines --

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

Answer 1

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Funny...

Answer 2

what is your name?

Answer 3

I love the Simpsons one when Lisa is being chased by Ralph and asks her Dad how to nicely tell him she doesnt like him:

"Im not Gay, but I'll learn!"

Answer 4

the lamest became whilst somewhat boy got here as much as me and mentioned "u kno, im achieving my growth spurt quickly" and smiled. with adults- this little genius technology geek walked as much as me interior the hall and mentioned that if the universe have been splitted into chronoparticlaitacs or sumthin, god could placed him and me mutually returned. L-A-M-E

Answer 5

Man: "What's your sign?"
Woman: "I don't have a sign but I do have a badge number."

Man: "Let's have breakfast together. Should I call you or just nudge you?"
Woman: "Write me."

Answer 6

Those are some good antipickup lines.

Answer 7

i like

Answer 8

There is no such thing as anti-women pick up lines .....

Answer 9

too bad you don't have any for men.

Answer 10

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!