A guy walking along the beach finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a 2 genies appears
One Genies says “we will give you 3 wishes”.
The genies say take your time making your wishes.
Guy says “I would like £50 million”.
Woosh!!! He has £50million.
He buys a mansion on the beach in the USA
And buys a couple of Rolls-Royce cars
Thinks next wish.
He says “he would like the most gorgeous
Women in the world at my side".
Woosh!!! These gorgeous women are at his side
A mansion full of gorgeous women
He thinks I wish!!!!!
Suddenly there’s as knock on the front door
He opens it 2 men in KKK hoods drag him to
The nearest tree and hang him
These guys remove KKK hoods and it’s the genies
One says “why would a guy with all that money
And all those gorgeous women want to be hung
Like a black man “???
Remember it's only a joke
2006-12-13 19:29:44 · 17 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah - and I wish you hadn't bothered!
2006-12-13 21:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by coxon the box 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little chap in a bar staring at a hunk of a black man, man asks what is the problem," you darkies are always so we endowed, why is that?" Man replies when he was a child his Mum tied a stone to his manhood which stretched it,when the stone was removed it filled out.
A few weeks later the two men are in the same bar the little chap grinning inanely at the black man " its working" he said " I'm halfway there-its turning black"
2006-12-14 03:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The genies obviously didn't understand the difference between 'hanged' and 'hung'. Simply: people are HANGED, pictures are HUNG. I wasn't there, but I'm pretty sure he didn't say he wanted to be HANGED like a black man.
2006-12-13 21:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is funny, probably highly offensive, but very very funny!! Merry Christmas.xx
2006-12-17 09:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took awhile but not tht funny
2006-12-13 20:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by sassy! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it many times, still love it.
2006-12-13 19:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it what's with "these guys"? Was It the genies that hung him and why .??????????
2006-12-13 19:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually takes a while to get a oke....gt this straight away
nice one
2006-12-17 12:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by vino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant you get 10/10 I can just picture the whole episode
Keep them coming please
2006-12-13 19:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that genie/5...
2006-12-13 19:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋