Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"
Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."
Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."
2006-12-13 19:20:28 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not a good one...if you want more political joke contact me.
2006-12-13 19:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Glory to God 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-14 20:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by ~~*justlovebollywood!!!!*~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-17 07:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, try this one - The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-14 03:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It provokes laughter but you cannot use such dignified (Vajpayee) person's name.It's a matter of the person's and the country's reputation.It's too bad that you've put it on the internet and millions read it.You become a cause for them to laugh at him and his country!
2006-12-15 23:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by @! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a beauty! Mind-blowing! Three good! Alas! If only Vajpayee was that smart.
2006-12-15 07:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Took while to get, but it was fuunnnyyy!
8/10
2006-12-14 09:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good joke dude 8/10
2006-12-14 05:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by pari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was not too good
i will give u 1/10
2006-12-14 00:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke....rating will be 10/10.
But its a quite old joke...
2006-12-13 21:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya ur jk ws vry gud
sum replied dat it is an age old bt i didnt listen
well who is MARGARET THATCHER
2006-12-16 00:43:26 · answer #11 · answered by suru 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋