And Chuck Norris has to sleep with a night light on, not because he is afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of him!!!
2006-12-13 18:31:21 · 11 answers · asked by IMHO 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok I'm just trying to get my other questions to have more answers. Please cooperate! *tootles*
2006-12-13 18:35:10 · update #1
More weird Facts About Chuck Norris::
(If you are interested, do search on him and you'll find more)
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
7. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2006-12-13 18:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we finally solved the mystery of why Waldo hides alot in the 1st place. I would run from Chuck Norris too Lol
2016-03-29 06:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
2006-12-14 02:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by shangelbabe05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real reason Waldo is hiding is because Carmen San Diego slapped a Paternity Suit on him!
2006-12-14 10:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has been defeated.
Look up Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
It will explain.
2006-12-13 18:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas?
2006-12-13 18:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ice Cream 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi.
2006-12-14 09:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard he got beat up in the alley behind his martial arts school here in the valley (California)
I felt sorry for him.
2006-12-13 18:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by lamie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.. i got one 4 u to figure out.
ready?
why r we afraid of u
2006-12-13 20:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by D *)sukky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's about 5'1", Just a joke that he's a tough guy !
2006-12-13 18:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋