A woman is in the hospital giving birth, and she's up on the stirrups. All of a sudden, the baby's head pops out and looks up at the nurse. "Are you my daddy?" asks the baby head. Shocked, the nurse replies concerned, "Uh, no, I'm not your dad, Ill run and go get him!". With this, the baby's head turns to the doctor and says, "Are you my daddy?". "My goodness no! But the nurse is going to get him, he will be here any minute." Finally, the father comes into the room and the baby sees him and says, "Are you my daddy?" To which the shocked father goes up close to the baby's head and says, "Yes, son, I'm your father."
The baby pulls his hand out and pokes the father in the head and says, "Well then... STOP POKING ME IN THE HEAD!"
2006-12-13 18:30:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he>>>you make us always laughing>>>>funny one
2006-12-13 18:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kool
2006-12-13 18:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by lamie23 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dad should have replied
son if i did not poke you in head you would never of squezzed out of such a little hole
2006-12-13 23:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but im sure ive seen this one b4 didnt ploppy pants post this 1 a while ago
2006-12-13 19:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your jokes are very lame.... but 10/10 for effort
2006-12-13 18:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its classic one. i would actually think of this joke every once in a while when my wife and i would be " busy " while she was pregnant and it would almost ruin the moment.
2006-12-14 08:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by jimbo 12606 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is highly thought provoking............
I am dazed............... flabberghasted................dumbstruck................awed.................wondering...................... if I have to digest that..
I need a few Gallons of Gelusil MPS or dried ammonium hydoxide by the 20 liters container............
I really Did that? .................... No doubt dads never spoken to me for the last 33 years.................
Oh god .... Oh god..............
2006-12-13 20:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one always, you got time for a quick IM ?
2006-12-13 18:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Got any more better than that one???
2006-12-13 18:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your funny funny this morning
2006-12-13 19:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋