Last night I met this girl and we had together a couple of drinks. She was a 28 years old brunette with dark green eyes. Nothing you would call gorgeous but a decent girl anyway. We decided to sleep together and so we did. Again, it was a one night stand without something special to mention. In the middle of the night I woke up because I was thirsty and I touched Sylvia. That was her name. In horror I realized she was not breathing. I swear she was dead. Although I was panicked, I realized that I had this huge erection. Before calling the paramedics I had intercourse with her dead body. Four times!!! I hadn’t scored four times in one hour since I was a teenager...
2006-12-13 18:03:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This is not a joke
I am a medic myself and I was beyond any doubt certain she was dead. So there was no hurry to call the paramedics.
I called the paramedics after I cleaned the body.
2006-12-13 18:28:54 · update #1
I need more participation...
2006-12-19 16:04:54 · update #2
You need help...
2006-12-13 20:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
No, you just think you suffer from necrophilia. Truth is that I spoke to Sylvia, the girl in question, and she said she wasn't dead at all. It was simply that that the erection of which you spoke actually wasn't so huge after all and your absolute failure to stimulate her resulted in her appearing to be dead.
The paramedics (being the decent humans they are) arranged for counselling as the sight of your needle dick caused her to suffer PTSD (that's not Post Traumatic Stress Disorder - but Post Tiny Schlong Distress.)
And by the way, you should realize that four thrusts before orgasming does not count as having intercourse four times.
Just one time.
Badly.
With a tiny dick.
2006-12-16 14:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by scedex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome.........
You're almost as Messed up as the rest of us.....
But you probably should have called the paramedics first and then gotten your rockss off....lol
What did you tell the people when they showed up and asked why she was full of come........lol
2006-12-13 18:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Clyde 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definitely sick.
But waking up with an rection is very common and maybe you misconstrued that as attraction to whoever (or whatever) was laying there beside you.
if this is real you should seek help.
2006-12-13 18:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by avishtevi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't sound to me like you were suffering any. Guess its nice that she wasn't either.
Thx for the acknowledgement Kells
2006-12-13 21:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Red Winged Bandit 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You never mentioned whether she was really dead or not but Hey man as long as they're still warm have at it ,,,,,lol.
2006-12-13 18:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you met leftovers? You could share each others material. This was really stooping, even for you.
2006-12-13 18:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a freakin' sicko and you need to admit yourself to the nearest mental insitution!!!!
Shame on you for thinking this is funny!
2006-12-13 18:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I actually believed your story, then necrophiliac would be the proper word for you.
2006-12-13 18:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you having fun making these kinds of posts?
2006-12-13 18:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by MasLoozinIt76 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You only took advantage of the situation because she couldn't complain about your love-making
2006-12-13 18:06:44 · answer #11 · answered by bridgette c 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋