2006-12-13 17:55:02 · 7 answers · asked by Satan Lord of Flames 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Has it started already?
2006-12-13 18:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by =_= 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Jesus has a doorbell. I'm pretty sure he died before they were invented. Anyhow he wouldn't know who it was since you ran away and if he knew who was outside his door without opening it then he clearly wouldn't have any need for a doorbell.
2006-12-14 03:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Jesus forgives you
2006-12-14 01:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by dicksee87015 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has the same rights as any other immigrant in this country, why don't you leave Jesus, Pedro and his wife, Maria alone?
2006-12-14 01:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, at least you didn't leave a flaming paper bag full of excrement on His doorstep for Him to stomp out. That would've really pissed Him off.
2006-12-14 02:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by sacrilicious 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you need to ask Him for forgiveness, and because God loves even people like you He will forgive you.
Second, you made a mistake in your question, you wrote "Will he forgive me?" it's suppose to be "Will He forgive me?"
2006-12-14 02:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why? Does it really matter??
2006-12-14 02:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋