Last time, we had this following riddle:
What did Mozart do after he died?
A: He decomposed!
Hehe.... and here is today's riddle:
What do you call a horse that runs the city?
Good luck! :)
2006-12-13 17:34:00 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A MARE -a- thon runner
but he wasn't serious...he was just horsing around....
and, it was at night, which made him a night-MARE....
but being a horse of a different color, he didn't want to be confused with an A S S....
however, his wife, who was a horse, was a complete nag about the whole thing.
.....ok, ig, I am done now !!
2006-12-13 17:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe it would be 'Mr. Mayor' or 'Mrs./Ms./Miss Mayor'. Or simply, 'Hizzoner ('his honor') or 'Heronner'. Or their first name if you're on a first name basis, but never in public, that looks like you're a schmoozer.
The Roman Emporer Caligula had appointed a horse as a senator, but I don't think there has ever been a horse elected mayor, so the rules are kinda iffy on this.
Hope this helps!
2006-12-13 17:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Cityslicker
2006-12-13 18:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was an easy one>>>he he he>>> Mayor means "mare"
With so much horse trading in Indian politics, an appropriate riddle. .......UGH
2006-12-13 18:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mare (Mayor)
2006-12-13 17:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u have already made people say it in the title
2006-12-13 17:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by ThebestTom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nayer because hores nay
2006-12-13 18:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I got this one....
a Ma (Y)re...mayor
2006-12-13 17:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lora E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh
2006-12-13 18:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by BILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-13 17:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋