Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
(waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . $1.00
2006-12-13 16:53:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! this is crazy!!!
ROTFL.. good one.. *cant stop laughing*
2006-12-13 17:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is so unrealistic: I mean, he actually got to talk to the waiter the SAME DAY. And now I'm curiously hungry for soup....
2006-12-13 17:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-13 16:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>>>funny one of the day>>>>lol
2006-12-13 18:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg if that happens i will never eat in a restruant again. yikes.
2006-12-16 20:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good. Love it!
2006-12-13 17:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by Staci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that happened to me last week
2006-12-13 17:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by earthgirl766 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke! i like it :)
2006-12-19 02:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe..this is funny!
2006-12-13 17:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋