Do You Want To Get Bread?

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Do You Want To Get Bread?

Two elderly men were having a conversation about sex:

1st Old man: "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a thirty year old!"

2nd Old man: "You're kidding!! I can't even manage once! What's your secret?"

1st Old man: "Well, my secret is to eat a lot of whole-wheat bread. I am not kidding!"

So the second old man rushed to the bread store.

Clerk: "May I help you?"

Old man: "I want five loaves of whole-wheat bread, please!"

Clerk: "Man, that's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!"

Old man: "Damn!! Does EVERYONE know about this, except me?!!"

2006-12-13 16:46:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

as usual, good one.

2006-12-14 12:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

ha ha ha!

2006-12-20 04:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by MJ121 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋

ha ha ha oh the was really cute. Thanks.

2006-12-17 04:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋