2006-12-13 16:32:23 · 19 answers · asked by Larry 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What if God were all of us?
2006-12-13 16:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Before you go opening your mouth again , read your bible you've got stashed away . God is one of us , when you meet an old man or woman and they ask you to help them cross the street and you tell them your in a hurry or they ask you to help them find an address and you tell I don't have time . Well remember that when you really need God he'll remind you by not answering your prayer because he has no time for you eight er .
2006-12-14 00:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. what if he was retarded.? OK.?well. what if he was retarded. OK? Yes? what? well? huh?I have lost my family to death in a car. my home with no insurance to a disaster. all my friends I loved ,there gone now.. have been disabled with horrible pain since the accident.I have hollered a screamed at God, but I know the Spirit of God.it directs my path. its all I have left. it is all I truly need. now. It will guide me to heaven when I die.If God is retarded . then so what. ?I dont care.but God is not retarded. he certainly is better then you. & .is a lot better then haveing you .who would you have me worship.? who would you have me to guide me thru the Spirit, the devil? what is your question?are you OK?
2006-12-14 00:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God I think enjoys messing with humans, turning them into salt, making a really rainy month, giving them tasks that are impossible, he is envious of other gods, fire and bream stone showers. And if we laugh at other humans... i am sure he is right there with us, look what he did to Kane and Able (no one else to have sex with, and being gay was forbidden) getting ready to laugh at us
2006-12-14 00:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a cuss like one of us?
Tryin' to make his way - ho-oo-me.
Ah, but, your use of the word "retard" shows a great deal of intolerance. You know I love you, but I need you to be a better boy.
Love,
Mama
2006-12-14 02:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is blasphemy God is all knowing thus he cant be retarded
and besides if u want to try it out live for a whole week by the ten commandments and seewhat happens
2006-12-14 00:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Thagenesis 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he wouldn't be a god he would be human just a retard human
2006-12-14 00:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by Laughing Man 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too much astounding stuff created by Him to be a retard like us. http://www.carm.org/doctrine/100truths.htm
2006-12-14 00:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Larry has parodied Joan Osbourne's "What if god was one of us?"
The parody I heard said "What if God smoked cannibus?"
2006-12-14 00:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Kalia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you are only quoting from that movie "Bruce Almighty"...otherwise....God is certainly not retarded....and making fun of those type of poor people isn't cool, either man...
2006-12-14 00:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God could be here asking tough or even silly questions. We don't really know.
2006-12-14 00:34:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋