What are some of the funniest conspiray theories or just funny theories you have heard?

Answer 1

That light bulbs don't create light, but that they suck dark and the electric companies take this condensed dark and re-sell it to the public as coal!!!!

Answer 2

"September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government

A number of urban myths, alternative hypotheses and conspiracy theories have been formulated to explain the events of September 11th:


The U.S., Israel or Iraq government orchestrated the attacks themselves.
The Twin Towers fell straight down, at close to free-fall speed. This is a similar characteristic of a controlled demolition. The dust cloud and its make up are considered un-characteristic of a gravity-driven collapse.
It is often pointed out that no steel building before or since the 9-11 attack has collapsed as the result of fire.
The rubble of the Twin Towers smoldered for weeks after the collapse. This claim is meant to point out that steel could only have smoldered as a result of pre-placed explosives.
Some consider photographic evidence of the plane lying on the grounds of the Pentagon to be ambiguous and unconvincing, citing a visual lack of burnt metal, human remains, passenger's luggage or seats.
The Pentagon was struck in a newly renovated, reinforced section. Some speculate this location, the west side of the complex, to be indicative of government involvement, noting it as an attempt to reduce casualties.
Flight 77 was able to fly in the direction of the DC and Pentagon area for approximately 40 minutes without interception. This is thought to be unusual given the Pentagon's close proximity to Andrews Air Force Base.
There are claims that anti-missile batteries at the Pentagon should have intercepted Flight 77.
The FBI confiscated a video, which may have captured the impact, from a nearby gas station attended by Jose Velasquez. This video has not yet been released. "

Answer 3

Y!A is actually a global plot orchestrated by the great evil who wants to lure the pathetic free-timers who have nothing to do into his hypnotic trance.

Answer 4

That the menthol in cigarettes is actually minute pieces of glass and each time you inhale they cut your lungs which bleed for 20 seconds afterwords.

Answer 5

There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Answer 6

ted kenedy passed a bar

Answer 7

I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE THEM ALL WITH YOU. BUT THEY ARE WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME!!!!