An old woman writes to Dear Abby in the newspaper:
I am at a loss to know what to do with my third husband. He is 80 years old, but he is still crazy for sex. All day long he pursues me. In the shower, in the kitchen, in the closet, when I bend over to turn on the TV!. I really don't know what to do about him. By the way, sorry for the jerky handwriting...
2006-12-13 15:44:03 · 29 answers · asked by Mad Roy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke is from Milton Berle's Private Joke File. I'm 61 and remember Dear Abby. It made me laugh out loud and I like to share things that make me laugh.
2006-12-13 18:04:41 · update #1
After 20 years of our marriage, I was feeling technical and gutsy and sent my husband (who's on a biz trip) an email of a pic of my "kitten" thinking it may spice things up or make him laugh like hell! To my horror, I sent the photo to EVERYONE in my address book....my parents, my son's school teachers, my boss and my daughter's little league team! We are considering moving now!
2006-12-13 15:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by schmitty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He must be taking some serious Viragra or something
Either that Dear Abby was a joke, or it is a real problem of that woman.
Its not really funny. When your that old its not cool.
2006-12-13 15:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Branwen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because this is an old joke, and unless you can write it out to show the jerky handwriting, no one is going to get it....
2006-12-13 15:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by tootsie38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should watch the TV movie "Daisies in December"! I say "Go for it, Mama!!! Good for you guys!!!" I love hearing that! Stay happy together!
It's unusual, but other people should be so lucky!
2006-12-13 15:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sweetmusic ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute..but where on earth did you find it? i read dear abby too and havent see that one..
2006-12-13 15:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by Nikkib 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-12-13 15:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That man needs a hobby, desperately!
2006-12-13 15:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It worth half a sneer, sorry.
2006-12-13 15:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny. I wonder how old she is.
2006-12-13 15:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by chipman67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if your 5.
other than that...no remotely
2006-12-13 15:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋