What would you do if you were God?

Question

I want to create free beer, an army of hot women, an 1 million inch flat panel TV, and make sure the Yankees never win another game.

Some of the answers here are not logical, like "I am glad you are not god, or that's why you are not god"

So you don't like beer, hot women, and big TV?

Answer 1

Well you know? I'm kinda glad your not God.

Answer 2

I'd tell people to stop worshipping me and start getting on with their lives and doing something constructive. then i'd kick back and relax for a couple of millenia, occasionally adding comic relief on earth when i got bored (the occasional plague, alittle pestillence here and there, you know the drill), then i'd go out for a beer with little J and probably Satan too if he can get over me beating him at that poker game six thousand years ago

Answer 3

Create millions of planets with life. Give them all ways to travel to each other.

Answer 4

If I were God and yet still had my current nature, that is fallen and sinful, I would totally mess everything up. I would do self serving things, unloving things and mess the world up worse than it already is.

Answer 5

I'd smack all the christians around, and many others, for misrepresenting me on a daily basis.

and then, i'd have to get used to saying Me Dammit!

last, but not least, I'd stop hiding from my children.

Answer 6

I would make is so that not only MEN get all the time. Bring on the hot men. :-P

Answer 7

i would make a guest appearance on yahoo answers and personally have the what should i do retard sit next to my throne in the heavens.

Answer 8

I would bang Ganymede. He's totally hot.

Answer 9

Give all the atheists free food, and drinks!

Answer 10

That is the worst position for a human being.