2006-12-13 14:58:49 · 13 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she answered the iron...How did she burn the other one? They called back.
Do you know why helen keller's dog commited suicide? You would to if your name was URGHEFGKJHER.
Know the definition of perpetual motion? Helen Keller looking up a word in the dictionary.
2006-12-13 15:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by scooter 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Q. Have you seen Helen Keller's brother?
A. Neither has she.
Q. How did she break her fingers?
A. Signing for help when falling down the stairs.
Edit: People should read her biography. She used to make fun of herself all of the time. I doubt she would mind a little ribbing.
2006-12-13 23:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? She needs the other hand to moan !
2006-12-13 23:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
OK I know the answer is "she answered the iron" but how would a blind and deaf person know the phone is ringing in the first place? Did you ever stop to ask yourself that one?
2006-12-13 23:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
LEAVE HELEN KELLER ALONE!!!!!! SHE DID A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU'RE DOING SITTING ON YOUR BUM!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 23:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by yuuki chan 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just read the other answers and I figured out I don't need then 2 points.
2006-12-13 23:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by sweetirsh 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
How did she burn her fingers?
she tried to read the waffle iron
2006-12-13 23:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
because she was blind and deaf. she couldn't hear or see what burnt her. is this a joke? cause i don't remember he burning her ear lol
2006-12-13 23:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by kaaykes314 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
the REAL question is how she burned her OTHER ear...
that's the best part of the joke.
2006-12-13 23:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
DA IRON SILLY
2006-12-14 09:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋