The other day my 5 year old brother went running down the aisle holding his crotch chanting,"I hafta pee.I hafta pee.Hi,I have to pee now."
Of course I had go get him...
What about you?Any strange moments in a place of worship you'd like to share?
2006-12-13 14:38:56 · 18 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only when I speak the truth. People in churches don't like hearing the truth about anything. They really hate it when it comes from a homosexual.
2006-12-13 14:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
One Sunday we were running a little late for Mass and got in just after the procession.
Crossing the aisle, my then 2-year old son noticed the communion hosts on a table and said he wanted a cookie, grabbed the bowl (the GLASS bowl) and pulled. CRASH!!!
Wouldn't you know that was a day when the entire church was filled AND had visitors from other denominations.
2006-12-13 22:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I remember watching a couple we knew that attended our church as they scurried to intercept their 5 year old son. All the children had saved pocket change for an entire month and brought it to the front for a special offering that would help with a childrens charity. Their son reached the front of the line, poured his baggie of change into the container then promptly dipped both mitts into the change and pocketed it, change sprinkling to the floor as he did and went to run off with his booty. His parents grabbed him and everyone laughed but you could tell they were mortified. Hey, he put some change in, apparently it was not a gift to him but a sort of money exchange. LOL
2006-12-13 22:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I was at a ladies retreat and we were playing a type of charade game. It was my turn to act out the words in the front of the church. As I heard one of the ladies holler "There it goes!" my skirt fell to my feet. I just pulled it back up and kept on going. It was just the ice breaker we all needed. We laughed about it the rest of the day.
2006-12-13 23:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, now where shall i begin... well, in a catholic church, every time i walk in, they scream at me and call out "Burn the Witch!!" naw, they just give me wierd looks, that alone is akward. In my own chrurch(temple actually) my 3 little brothers need diaper changes in the worst of times, i get completely lost and forget what to do in front of the others, and i found out the guy in my church, whom i really like, has a girlfriend(can u say akward and embarrassing). So yeah, i guess i have had akward moments...
Blessed be!!!!
2006-12-13 22:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Smart Ash 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A former girlfriend of mine's Mother tells the story of how her daughter used to suck her thumb to a Velveteen Rabbit that had long outlived it's usefulness, so Mama dutifully threw the bunny in the garbage.
Much to Mama's surprise one Sunday morning, they were running late & church had already started. As Mama hurried down the center isle looking for a seat, she turned around for her daughter, only to find her standing in the middle isle contently sucking her thumb...to her Mother's satin underwear!!!
Another friend of mine & I were visiting a friend's synagogue in Jerusalem. My friend has serious health issues. Well, we came in a few minutes late AND sat by ourselves in an empty section of the sanctuary.
So, as we're sitting there, there's a sudden lull in the service...just as my friend lets out this VERY loud fart.
Everyone turns to us & stares, so my friend threw her hands up in the air & exclaimed, "Let EVERYTHING that has breath; praise the L-rd!"
A friend of mine shared about how his brother was preaching a sermon about the Israelites in the wilderness, pitching their tents. It was about the Feast of Sukkot. Well, the pastor made a slip of tongue & said the Israelites were in the wilderness, pinching their t!ts!
Lastly, my Grandfather, before he passed away, was very hard of hearing. My family had gone to Yom Kippur services which are notoriously long due to the lengthy liturgies & prayers. Well, my Grandfather startled awake & loudly blurted out, "What the fu#k is taking them so da$n long?"
2006-12-13 22:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure. On the same subject.
This old Priest preached a sermon...then he goes out of the sanctuary to pee.
Unfortunately - he had forgotten to take off/turn-down his lapel-microphone...and we heard EVERYTHING through the speakers!!!
2006-12-13 22:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I have one...
My bother-in-law's wife wanted to see what different shades of nail polish looked like. So she tried them out on my toe nails. I didn't see any harm in it at the time, so I let her.
The next day was my baptism.
2006-12-13 22:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Odindmar 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dad knocked over the altar one day! That was pretty embarrassing. It was wobbling all over the place, and it was communion Sunday, so people left their little communion glasses up there, and they went everywhere.
2006-12-13 22:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cell phone going off, minor arguement with the wife
2006-12-13 22:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by timjim 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋