I am hornier than a 3 dicked dog in heat...would you like to go out?
Why don't you and I try the horizontal hokey pokey?
3 more drinks and I won't really care what you look like anymore...
I'd like to share one the 350 STD's with you....
which one do you guys like??
2006-12-13 14:35:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
sorry the last one should be I'd like to share one of the many 350 STD's with you Please also state why you like the one you like
2006-12-13 14:37:12 · update #1
Also why is it that people on the net take this stuff so seriously...is this what they thrive on?? it's a shame people don't have senses of humors on here...
2006-12-13 14:38:58 · update #2
I think you should try them lines on me :) :) :)
2006-12-13 14:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These aren't pick up lines unless getting picked up off the floor after some chick knocks you out is your idea of getting picked up. I hope you have a good dental plan
2006-12-13 22:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Rocky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you trying to "pick up?"
ANYONE who uses those (or similar) introductions should be avoided - or reported. Sounds like something is wrong with their libido.
If this is YOUR approach, I know you are not successful with women who apparently, have physical attributes you like. Why not just introduce yourself NORMALLY and see what happens?
You don't need a pick up line to meet women; all you need is an honest YOU. Women flock to men who are
ATTENTIVE,
OPEN,
and yes,
INTERESTED in them.
Good luck to you my friend, and thanks for posting.
2006-12-13 22:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by GMarieP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are the worst pick up lines I've ever heard. Try 4 more.
2006-12-13 22:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by mapleleafgirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those lines are horrible!!! I'm sorry for saying it but, WHAT ??!! are you trying to talk to a girl or make her laugh at your face? I wouldn't recomend you to use this lines, just talk to the girl, make her laugh and be yourself... bye
2006-12-13 22:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Latina Hottie! W.Chocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life and get back to lookin at the hookers on the corner, you're not gonna get anywhere with those lamers, what a waste of 5 points, but thanks for the 2 points....oh watch out for the bus when you cross the street
2006-12-13 22:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by do_sctc145 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lame... You might be able to get the chicks to laugh before they slap you...lol
2006-12-13 22:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by winterblues 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the idea of you being alone for a long, long time.
2006-12-13 22:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are trying to hard to get dissed
2006-12-13 22:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them are terrible.
2006-12-13 22:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by F.J. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋