do you think that tree that pushed that tree thats falling now well get convicted of assault?
2006-12-13 14:26:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Depends on the race of both trees.
2006-12-13 15:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Leina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Would anybody hear? Your question makes me think of the song by Bruce Cockburn "If a tree falls!" A phrase within the song... If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear? Not many people care about what happens to the trees these days...
2006-12-13 22:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by Soul saviour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definatly cuz that tree that pushed the other tree is a criminal.....and if it dont get convicted of assult the other tree thats falling is gonna sue.........
2006-12-13 22:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by rock83189 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're barking up the wrong tree. It'll be charged with trunk and disorderly.
2006-12-13 22:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well its a tree it cant get convicted.
2006-12-13 22:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by mopper81 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this joke before. no one was around so how would you know that that one tree actualy pushed it?
2006-12-13 23:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by yuuki chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes. It'll be torn limb from limb and sentenced to burn :)
2006-12-13 22:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should be! Maybe that will make him turn over a new leaf!
2006-12-14 19:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it wont get convicted because there was knowone around!
2006-12-13 22:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Brian J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If lawyers get involved, anything is possible!
2006-12-13 22:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋