1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"
11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"
2006-12-13 14:22:01 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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STUPID
2006-12-13 15:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by JBF_man 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Being 15 and never kissed a guy isn't a bad thing at all. You will find someone for you one day, but you should probably work on picking up a guy if you really want to kiss someone.
2016-05-23 23:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres probably a million things a guy should never say
2006-12-13 15:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add this one for senior dating - "You have a great hump"
2006-12-14 03:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetly they should NEVER say that!! I agree with you.
2006-12-13 14:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Adeline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-12-13 15:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha those are definitely funny.
2006-12-13 15:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok what ever
2006-12-13 14:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't give people ideas geez
2006-12-13 14:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Grape 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋