2006-12-13 14:12:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is such a cheap Ho,she has to give change back from a quarter !
2006-12-13 14:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
2006-12-14 05:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat people get exercise by jogging around her
yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
2006-12-13 14:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Da King27 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YO MAMA so fat, when she put on a red coat, people started saying "Hey Kool-Aid!"
2006-12-13 14:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by kjsoccerboy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you can go:
http://allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm -
have fun.
2006-12-13 17:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so old when God said let there be light, she turned on the switch.
2006-12-13 15:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so smelly when a blind man past her he said how much 4 da shrimp plater??
Yo mama so stupid she puts M&M's in alphetbetical order
your mama's so stupid she puts ice down her panties to keep her crabs fresh! lol i luv this one
2006-12-13 14:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by pimp132 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo moma is so ugly when she walked in the closet the boogeyman came running out
2006-12-13 14:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so big that when she hangs her panties on the line, neighbours from blocks around thinks she's finally surrendering from sexually abusing her once was hubby.
2006-12-13 14:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by pq4u72 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is soooooo ugly that she wears a mask every day EXCEPT halloween!!!
2006-12-13 14:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋