A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people..."
"Consider that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people. Now, what does it mean to you?"
After a moment of silence, a student raised his hand.
"Yes, David," the teacher said, "what does it mean?"
David replied,"It means that the Jews had to suffer without Chinese food for 1,067 years."
2006-12-13 13:17:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what the ****, you are funny as hell, where do you get this crap
2006-12-13 13:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by bryan_w74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like chinese food
2006-12-13 21:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's funny. i love chinese food.
2006-12-13 21:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by blah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow super funny...Im still thinking about the answer
Justin
2006-12-13 21:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ca nt s t op lau your re fu nnny
2006-12-13 21:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by mart1gon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big david
2006-12-13 22:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee-hee LOL!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 21:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...lol
2006-12-13 21:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
ROTFL
2006-12-13 21:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by mixygirl05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-14 02:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by MeepMeep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋