Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two men are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ***."
2006-12-13 13:00:00 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love that joke!!!!!
2006-12-13 13:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by cma80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...okay that was kinda funny! But i think women shld stick 2 having babies the right way! Thats just a little to much for anybody to handle! Two men shld jus adopt, instead of taken chances on messing up that babies mind, life, and etc!
2006-12-13 21:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Boss Lady 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny-considering the baby must have come out of an a'ss in the first place! This was very funny.
2006-12-13 21:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow super funny...Im still thinking about a good joke
Justin
2006-12-13 21:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that this was funny but kind of sick.
2006-12-13 21:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2006-12-13 21:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...that's so funny!! when i was a kid i used to think that men could have kids. If they were REALLY fat, then they were pregnant...yeah, i was stupid.
2006-12-13 21:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by alex wolfgang black 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-12-13 23:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a intresting story,!!!!
2006-12-13 21:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by bryan_w74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and sad....
2006-12-13 21:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋