Yo mamma is so ugly, she's like the sun if i stare at her too long i'll go blind!!!!
2006-12-13 12:59:40 · 22 answers · asked by zummo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really really funny
2006-12-13 13:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by beautifull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it OK but he res some old school for ya:
Yo mama so fat if she sat on a rainbow you'd get skittles.
yo mamma so fat her azz takes up 2 zip codes
yo mama so smelly that the mortician came to pick her up cause he thought she was dead.
yo mama so ugly she won first prize for the pride of Frankenstein and she wasn't in costume!
yo mama so ugly that she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog will play with her.
I could go on for ever but we both have other thing to do I hope you can have some fun with these I know I did.
2006-12-13 19:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, that is pretty weak, how 'bout, ya mamma teeth so yellow when she smile cars slow down, or ya mamma got 1 arm bigger than the other and when we went swimming she kept swimming in circles. There all old to me sorry.
2006-12-13 13:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by ninob_68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is really cool how do you like this one yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
2006-12-13 14:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by JBF_man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 08:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
how about this one:
yo mama is so fat the asteroid belt couldn't fit her!
ok wel um Awesome yo mama joke
2006-12-13 13:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT !!!!!!
YO mamas so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
this is one of my favorite I can always appreciate a yo momma joke
2006-12-13 13:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by FOXY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont really like yo momma jokes but it was still funny
2006-12-13 13:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by christian-wanderer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow super funny...Im still thinking about a good joke
Justin
2006-12-13 13:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NICE I LIKE THIS ONE: yo momma is so fat, her pictures are heavy
2006-12-13 13:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good...not bad! At least it makes since!
2006-12-13 13:06:40 · answer #11 · answered by Boss Lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋